The last major site update was 05/10/25.
The National Organisation for Neutralising Cunts Everywhere Squad is a meme group that specialise in creating some of the worst atrocities known to the world. We were conceptualised back in 2017 as a small group of meme lovers who all had way to much free time to make dumb shit that no one cares about. And we are now a slightly larger group of meme lovers who now have a website, a logo and way to much free time to make dumb shit that no one cares about. We make "music", posters, "reviews" under our other name McCuntFace and much more (some may say too much, but we won't stop, we grow stronger from your suffering). In conclusion, the National Organisation for Neutralising Cunts Everywhere Squad maybe cringe to some, but to others it maybe considered akin to a society.
Well you're in the wrong place fuck face, you need to head on over to the Branding page you utter moron.
Please read if you care about any of the headings below, nerd.
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While the new downloading system for our music is faster and easier to use for all users (mobile mostly), some of you dinosaurs may prefer our old system that uses a Google Drive embed. The new system is faster for loading and also displays more cleanly on all devices of varying shapes and sizes (once again, mobile mostly). However, the old system can be more useful for desktop users and for people who like to see previews on this website before downloading on Google Drive.
To use the legacy downloader, use this link to go over to its special page.